As I sit in an Epsom salt bath, the random musings of a brain on overdrive:<\/p>\n
Grape Pedialyte is the bomb.
\nIronic that this is my first “real” Spartan Race. (Death Race not included) Most people work up from a Sprint, I work down from the Death Race.
\nshorts, capris, or full length tights? Injinjis or smart wool?
\nSesame Street band-aids make me so happy.
\nI should have taken tapering more seriously.
\nTapering blows. I’m probably missing a great WOD tomorrow.
\nWhy is my flight to Manchester so ungodly full tomorrow? Is all of Chicago going to the Beast?
\nHow many times will I fall down the mountain?
\nWill Killington actually have any open restaurants by the time I finish?
\nFord Focus or Chevy Impala tomorrow?
\nI should have done the Team Death Race.
\nIt’ll be really weird to be in the Pittsfield area for something other than the Death Race.
\nI want beer. No, vodka.
\nMy shower caddy is about to fall on me.
\nDo I have enough Gold Bond?
\nHow do Epsom salt work, if they even do? This bath is making me hot.
\nI overpack like whoa
\nWhere do you buy booze in New Hampshire? Can you buy it in grocery stores?
\nI should have tested my Camelbak before this. Whoops.
\nWhere is my axe?
\nI’m back on the Sharkie wagon. Mmm Sharkies.
\nLarge quantities of overhead squats yesterday were not a smart idea.
\nBurpees suck
\nAre these phantom pains, or is my right calf really not doing well?
\nmust. pack. Benadryl.
\nLiving in Chicago has trained me perfectly for 20,000+ ft of elevation change. (love you step mill?)
\nNo kayaks, please.
\nIf anyone is still reading this, I’m severely judging you.
\nCandy corn-check. Milk Duds-check.
\nIt’s like a family reunion, bitches!!<\/p>\n
See all you crazies tomorrow night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
As I sit in an Epsom salt bath, the random musings of a brain on overdrive: Grape Pedialyte is the bomb. Ironic that this is my first “real” Spartan Race. (Death Race not included) Most people work up from a Sprint, I work down from the Death Race. shorts, capris, or full length tights? Injinjis … Continue reading UltraBeast Eve Eve Non-Sequiturs<\/span>