Total time to finish: 60 hours, 23 minutes
\nPlace: 2nd female<\/p>\n
Total approximate distance covered: 50-70 miles (depending on who you talk to)
\nClif bars consumed: 8
\nTrees cut down to make a splint and stretcher: 3
\nBurpees completed: 575
\nFires built: 1
\nTimes we caught Andy sleeping on the trail: 2
\nElapsed time spent in duck pond for cheating punishment: 54 minutes
\nEpisodes of South Park watched: 1 (while in duck pond)
\nPB&J sandwiches consumed: 3
\nPounds of concrete carried to top of mountain: 60
\nTimes up and down the ravine: 3
\nTrips between Amee & Tweed over the mountain: 7
\nMinutes spent figuring out an origami crane: 45
\nKanye songs sung: 3
\nKayaks carried: 4
\nTimes hit in head with slosh pipe: 5
\nPing pong team number: 7
\nTimes I threatened to quit: 3
\nTimes I actually meant it: 1
\nQuestions on the exam: 250
\nExam questions that actually had legitimate answers: nowhere close to 250
\n5hr energy consumed: 5
\nCrying fits: 6? 7?
\nBales of hay stacked: 15
\nTimes I almost punched a child: 2
\nHallucinations: 5
\nLaps rolled: 6
\nLogs carried: 23
\nBuckets of gravel carried: 13
\nPoptarts consumed: 5
\nSock changes: 7
\nBottles of Gold Bond used: 3
\nTimes I uttered “this is the most stupid thing I’ve ever done”: 100+
\nSwear words used: ad infinitum
\nDeath Race finishes: 2<\/p>\n
[NOTE: My mind is still spinning and I’m trying to get a handle on everything that happened this past weekend, so a full post is forthcoming once I make sense of things]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Total time to finish: 60 hours, 23 minutes Place: 2nd female Total approximate distance covered: 50-70 miles (depending on who you talk to) Clif bars consumed: 8 Trees cut down to make a splint and stretcher: 3 Burpees completed: 575 Fires built: 1 Times we caught Andy sleeping on the trail: 2 Elapsed time spent … Continue reading Death Race by the Numbers<\/span>